Monday, August 14, 2006

Being a Fierce Cili Padi

This day in history, Lydia successfully displayed her fierceness in it's full fiery form..

Yes, I, the one who can never scold others properly, successfully unleashed fire, to achieve desired effect, that is to stop the *tormenting* of others.

My normal attempts at scolding would go something like this:
Me: "Stop playing with my flabs! Kenot simply touch"
Tormentor sings "I believe I can fly.." while flapping arms
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

No skills whatsoever in scolding right?
So, you may wonder "What has warranted such anger, that I managed to boost my scolding-skill-level overnight?"

All because of this:
One evening after work, I was happily doing my laps in the swimming pool when I hear shouts of "amoi.. amoi..". I stop to look, a bunch of teenage guys trying to main with me. Me thinks, "OK never mind, biasa la.. dowan to peduli, just continue swimming". The next few laps, every time I reached the shallow end where they were standing, one of them would conveniently swim right in front of me (when the pool is sooo big), or stay submerged somewhere along the path I swam. I think again "What a pain, but never mind, I still can dodge them while swimming." Come the next lap, they did the unthinkable. One of them, again conveniently stood in my way. So, there I was trying to avoid the nuisance, when another one of them popped out of the water directly under me. That was the last straw, I gave them a very nice piece of my mind while they were laughing away "Excuse me! Stop diving under me. That is NOT funny at all". To which the hooligans replied "Dunno, dunno". And I mockingly replied "Dunno, Dunno, Don't understand English is it?" before swimming away.

I was still fuming as I continued my laps. Angry that I was played around with, that I had to go through the head to belly bump.. Ewww geli.. However, I was glad to see that my outburst actually worked. They TOTALLY stayed clear from the lane where I was swimming. Muahaha.. I must have looked VERY angry...

Heh, I am so proud of myself...

8 Comments:

At 8/14/2006 12:43 PM, Blogger LostSt said...

You were all alone!--you had guts, Lydia, that's what I can say.

Please, please, please don't go swimming alone again. And if you do, bring a weapon of some sort *shrugs*

I'm proud of you too. I never thought that I'd see the day...

 
At 8/14/2006 2:48 PM, Blogger miss lili said...

go go!Thats the way!AHAHA~!Kakak aku kuat!keke..

 
At 8/14/2006 8:56 PM, Blogger Julian said...

Typical bullies... tell them off and watch them slink away with tail between legs. Well done , Lydia!

(now I'm a little scared of you oredi...)

 
At 8/15/2006 12:47 AM, Blogger Jyan Chin said...

Ya but seriously, if can don't go swimming alone lor. These guys got no balls but imagine if got really perverted stalker u ma cham.

Plus somemore u so kecik so easy to bully :P

 
At 8/15/2006 3:23 AM, Blogger Jyan Chin said...

My normal attempts at scolding would go something like this:
Me: "Stop playing with my flabs! Kenot simply touch"
Tormentor sings "I believe I can fly.." while flapping arms
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


btw as I remember you didn't go "hahaha"...you were going,"Aiyo, you har!"

:P

 
At 8/15/2006 11:35 AM, Blogger ahem_ahem said...

Mike: OK la.. I shall try avoid swimming alone as much as I can. Next round, if I got no bodyguard(s), I shall arm myself with my stering lock. Muahaha....

Lilian: Amoi! Yes yes.. your kecik sister *trying* to appear kuat :P

Ju: Haha.. tqtq.. hope to be able to duplicate my performance when next required (hopefully not in the near future). Btw, fear not, I don't shoot missiles unless severely provoked. And since you don't fall anywhere in my tormentor list, you are very safe ;)

Ji jian: Yes, that's another version, but it's also usually followed by my HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 
At 9/04/2006 9:20 PM, Blogger senorita said...

dun mess with the hot chilli padi....

 
At 1/11/2007 5:02 PM, Anonymous Elaine Gan said...

wow, am proud of you!!

 

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